Trumpetty69 or JoeTheBiden?

If McMullin runs as an independent again, I might vote for him. He's not perfect, but he's the closest to what I'm looking for.

Either way, Biden is the least exciting major party candidate in recent memory, and Trump will mop the floor with him. At least Sanders had a bit of personality to him. Even though I disagree with a lot of his policies, he was one of the only people in the race that actually gives a damn about making the country better (although his idea of better is quite different than mine). The problem is, he ran a dumpster fire of a campaign, failing to point out Biden's obvious inability to run a country and instead playing defense the entire time (although the constant onslaught of attacks from the media didn't help either).

Gabbard was my candidate from the beginning, and I was pretty shocked to see her endorse Biden. I imagine it was a pragmatic move rather than an ideological one. For what it's worth, she did an excellent job of exposing the Democratic establishment for propping up Biden (which, by the way, could explain in part why she was excluded from the last debate for which she qualified). It seems like one of two things happened: either she planned on endorsing Sanders but they rejected the offer, or she endorsed Biden even though she didn't want him to win, for her own political advancement in the party. I will say that a Sanders/Gabbard ticket would have been really intriguing, and one that I would have considered voting for.

Of course, she wasn't the perfect candidate for me at all. For one thing, she's not a Christian. She believes in this weird hybrid religion of Christianity, Hinduism, and Hawaiian folk religion. But honestly, that's good enough for me, since she clearly possesses a lot of the Judeo-Christian values that prop up the same beliefs that I have. Another problem is that fact that she is in favor of keeping abortion legal. But really, the Republicans have had nearly half a century to do something about abortion and none of them have even made a dent in it (at least at the federal level), so there's really no difference there. Abortion has always been, and, for the foreseeable future, always will be an issue that favors the Democrats, and we need to start winning people over in an ideological war, rather than a legislative one.

Hopefully she hasn't abandoned her principles and isn't just playing the part of the "reasonable moderately conservative Democrat" in order to land a Trump cabinet position or a cushy job at Faux News.