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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2019 14:32:38 GMT -5
I was a pretty autistic and socially unaware kid when I was young so I did some pretty stupid things, such as literally going up to the people in my dad’s band practice and showing them the underwear I had on.
I also was playing with an electrical outlet once and I can’t remember quite what happened but my clothes somehow caught on fire and I actually had to ‘stop drop and roll’.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2019 18:08:03 GMT -5
back when i was a kid i didnt really knew how to become a good boy so when i was angry at my maid, i actually squished her tiddys without knowing that it was bad..
after that my parents were angry at me and i still didnt know what i did wrong back then
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Post by alterran on May 6, 2019 19:27:15 GMT -5
since the cringy kid thing thread might make you want to feed cyanide to your younger self, let's balance it out with funny stories from your childhood.
and you think this thread wont also one time I pierced a piece of aluminum foil onto a plug and plugged it into an outlet and there was this miniature explosion that happened and when the dust settled the aluminum foil was covered with charcoal lmao |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2019 20:16:29 GMT -5
i told this story once to invertia, but ill tell it here too since it fits.
one time me, my dad and my mom were out shopping at our local supermarket, and i used to stand on the front of the trolley (or a shopping cart if you're american) or sit in it while my dad pushed me around for some fun, and one time he basically knocked into a pick a mix stand and smashed a LOAD of sweets onto the floor.
his initial instinct was not the same as mine, as my idea would have been to just tell the staff it was an accident and move on, not my dad however; he decided to start running WITH ME STILL IN THIS TROLLEY right out of the place, and he just ran and ran and ran, the security didn't even know what was going on and thought nothing of it (even though it was probably suspicious)
anyways, since there's a canal near where i live i was looking at my dad when i had gotten out of the trolley and i said "hey we gotta take this back sometime" and then he just picks it up and lobs it into the canal... naturally i said something along the lines of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING LUNATIC" and then we called my mom to let her know what the HELL happened (we got yelled at by her for it lmaoo) and then we went home.
so now if you see people making jokes about me and a shopping trolley, you know why. (yes my dad is a lunatic, don't ask lmao)
oh and the trolley is still there, i live in a pretty poor area of england and well... the canal never gets cleaned, and its still stuck there from like 11 or so years ago.
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Post by Atlantist on May 7, 2019 3:18:31 GMT -5
so one time my friend brought his pet goat to class, and it took a dump in the middle of the classroom.
what a funny kid
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Post by durianhead on May 7, 2019 4:12:41 GMT -5
this isn't funny as much as it is completely eye-wateringly disgusting, but as a 3 year old child my parents went on a trip to switzerland and brought my sister and i along. i personally don't remember any of this, but while walking along the sidewalks, i apparently took a piece of discarded chewing gum sitting in an ashtray full of spent cigarettes and started chewing on it. took about 10 minutes before my parents found out i was doing this dumb shit
a year later i was diagnosed with asperger's so i guess this was some good foreshadowing lmao
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Post by gdphoenix888 on May 7, 2019 5:29:16 GMT -5
once I screamed in a fucking kids face when I was about to be it in some game of tag.
not sure if this is funny but idfk
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2019 21:10:08 GMT -5
one time, when i was like 8 or so, i was across the street going to school, and then i saw this car coming. i was bored, so i decided to run across the street when the car was coming (for a stunt) and when i was almost 6, i jumped in the deep end of an outdoor swimming pool when i didn't know how to swim without a lifejacket, so i nearly drowned.  |
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