qhaos
Stereo Madness
I eat gay egg
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Post by qhaos on Jun 16, 2017 2:44:20 GMT -5
Homosexuality
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Post by KirbyMaster0519/RainTracer on Jun 16, 2017 11:42:12 GMT -5
(Spoilered and probably will delete later) (More of an insult tbh) (School):
Random Guy that I know in class that sits next to me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend?
Me: What? No.
Random Guy: Aw! Why not?!
Me: Because I'm not interested in anybody and I'd like to focus on my studies. Why're you asking? You have one?
Random Guy: Yeah man! Get a life sometime!
Me: What, you guys go on a date yet?
Random Guy: Yeah! And if you don't get a girlfriend soon, you're gonna be lonely.
Me: Well, it's a shame you're not an egg.
Random Guy: Why?
Me: Because, unlike you, eggs get laid. I also made this extremely offensive joke that would've triggered the entire Harry Potter fandom (I only said it to my classmate who's a Harry Potter fan) because I made fun of Dumbledore's death. Forgot what I said though. You could tell my classmate was extremely offended for someone kind and somewhat quiet. |
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Post by daydream on Jun 16, 2017 21:42:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between a blonde girl and a rock? Nothing, they're both dumb as a rock.
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Post by Zregus on Jun 16, 2017 22:26:18 GMT -5
I guess i'll be the one to offend an entire nation with a horrible joke that is overused(?). Please do not take this personally, this is just the best one that I (read google) could come up with.
What is the most gassiest country in the world? Germany.
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Post by YVX The Master Of Salt on Jun 17, 2017 0:06:49 GMT -5
Not really mean but i will share it anyway
If your camera can talk it will says i'm sick with your ugly face
I remember when my sis offended with this
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Post by dCeru on Jun 17, 2017 6:20:29 GMT -5
What is the most gassiest country in the world? Germany. I don't really want to correct grammar but most and gassiest Y'know what I mean |
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Post by Zregus on Jun 17, 2017 13:51:04 GMT -5
What is the most gassiest country in the world? Germany. I don't really want to correct grammar but most and gassiest Y'know what I mean I specifically put it that way because it sounded worse than with correct grammar in my head. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 20:59:09 GMT -5
Credits to Muzik Bike for telling this joke in TI, now it's stuck in my head.
"If you are what you eat, then does that mean starving african children are made of nothing?"
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Post by awesomedude249 on Jun 17, 2017 23:22:45 GMT -5
Every time someone calls me a ***** I just respond with "Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a ****."
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