Your first memory of being on the internet.

2 words: Beyblade Wikia. I was really hooked on Beyblades (like everyone else in my entire school) and 12/13-year-old me decided that the best way to spend my time was to look up every single Beyblade in existence on the Wikia ^{why did i spend so much time on this}

Uhhhh

Being in 1st grade and playing some Dino King rock paper scissors game.




This.

I started doing half of my schoolwork online in 2009 on a site called time4learning.com. 2 years ago I completely switched to it and stopped doing my book curriculum.

I still hate that site, there's so many problems with it

Accidently opened a redtube page on a history tab, that was fun, other than that Ive just been shitposting for the past 11 years

Watching music videos on YouTube with my brother in 2007. Not anything spectacular to be honest.

There are actually so many options for this because my childhood is still quite fuzzy to me. There are three possible answers to this, but due to the timeline being fuzzy, I can’t tell. So I’ll list them all because i’m nostalgic about my days back then on the internet.

Possible Answer #1: I remember back when I was young in 2006, I was playing on my mother’s laptop in her office (my mother and father worked in the same building, situated right on the river, where they would occasionally take me outside to show me the view) and I would play some sort of car game where you dodged the obstacles. You would move sideways and stuff. Probably no internet involved, but definitely the first computer game I played.

Possible Answer #2: I got into Webkinz (thank god I’m not the only one) and started buying like, every Webkinz stuffed plush I could so I could log them in and use them. There was this MASSIVE Webkinz store in the city across the river, so my mother’s friend would always bring me over and get me one. It was quite the experience back then. Unfortunately, that store has since closed, because people kept stealing the membership tags off of the plushes. It was quite fun though. I used to go to my mother’s friend’s house like every day to play Webkinz there. What I remember most was doing lots of dumb wishing well games, and trying to decorate my house to make it as coold as possible. I also remember my mother’s friend stating that she hated Bananza (that monkey game) because it was "difficult". Such memories. This might have been the first, because I think my account was created around 2008, but maybe that was 2009 or 2010. I lost my password so...

Possible Answer #3:The last option is the one I feel might have been first, and might be the most likely one. When I was like, 8, I had a humongous Mario Kart Wii obsession. In second grade, I would just blab on about Mario Kart Wii and how awesome it was. When I did something bad which I forgot what it was, I got my Wii taken away. So I used the computer and tried to find Mario Kart Wii to play on the computer (don’t judge how retarded I was back then) and failed, so I visited the Nintendo website to derp around with the Mario Kart Wii section, which I was obsessed. Then I spent the next week watching videos of Mario Kart Wii custom tracks (usually uploaded by ALPHAMARIOX) and then I strayed away and watched retarded Mario videos (like that Mama Luigi SMBSS episode except Yoshi bit luigi’s head off). Yes, I was weird.

I have such a vivid memory of all of this shit for some reason lol.